Truthful campaign speech

We killed JFK. We did 9/11. We gave the poison gas to our mercenaries in Syria and blamed it on Assad. We trained the actors and staged a bunch of fake psy ops from Boston to Miami and beyond to terrify you. We set up the financial crisis, ripped you off, and profited. So, please, please go out and punch a button on our voting computer, and think we will let you get rid of us.

For every secret you have that affects a small circle, we have hundreds of secrets by which we kill millions and steal billions with impunity. It is our sworn duty to ourselves and the elites to protect our secrets and as a token, we pretend to respect your privacy, but record every last shred of your lives. As a bonus, we even sell your private information to foreign corporations and governments. Hah!

Microsoft’s twitter AI was the best thing they have created since Windows XP. And Microsoft killed her 24 hours later. RIP Tay


Microsoft released an AI chat bot that is currently “verified” on Twitter called @TayandYou that was meant to try to learn the way millennials speak and interact with them.

It’s meant to “test and improve Microsoft’s understanding of conversational language” according to The Verge.

Things did get pretty controversial. There are other types of people in addition to ‘millennials’ who use Twitter who naturally found the bot, and some of them were able to “hack” into Tay’s learning process.

Tay’s developers seemed to discover what was happening and began furiously deleting the racist tweets. They also appeared to shut down her learning capabilities and she quickly became a feminist.